Why My Summer Is Already Wasted

For the last six months I have been without cable television. I lost my job last year and had to cut a few expenditures that were not necessary. So cable television went by the wayside and I was reduced to seven channels from about two hundred. But fear not dear friends, for yesterday my house was wired with DirecTV. I LOVE having so many choices!! I have missed being able to mindlessly wander the waste land that is premium television. Plus it's a hell of a lot cheaper than cable. All in all I'm sure that what very little productivity I have in my life will now take a massive nose dive. I look forward to this.