Bad News

Here is a list of phrases you never want to hear (trust me):

"It's not you, it's me"

"Could you step into my office"

"We need to talk"

"I love you, but..."

"This is for the best"

"The test results just came back"

"One day you're gonna look back on this and laugh"

"Will you accept a collect call from..."

"This is just a formality"

"You have the right to remain silent"

"I just need a little time to figure out some things"

"Could you step out of your car?"

"This will only hurt for a moment"

"Let's be friends"